“When someone answers the door, greet them with silence. Narrow your eyes, cock your head ever so slightly to one side and let the edges of your mouth slowly turn upward over the span of six to eight seconds—a look that, though not quite a smile, unquestionably communicates a feeling of total contentment.”

As the columnist quoted wrote, he is addicted the large crowds cheering for him. I really do think it is a literal addiction—when he doesn’t get it after a certain length of time, his brain goes into withdrawal and he needs to get a fix.

It is here in NC, sadly. But hopefully not for much longer!

I hear that Wheel of Torture and Misery will follow Jeopardy! starting next year.

Yeah, our prison system is just as messed up as the justice system, I think. I wholeheartedly support prison reform, but until that happens, this little prick needs to go to one of the awful for-profit places.

The dirty bird shows the worm. That’s how it goes, right?

Yeah, the main reason I’m against the death penalty is that’s our justice system is so flawed, and there are people who did not commit the crimes for which they’ve received the sentence.

Trust me, many of us are happy that McCrory got flushed. This “special session” is complete bullshit cloaked in the guise of disaster relief. Pat is butthurt that he lost, and the GOP is throwing rocks.

When he said he’d “drain the swamp,” he kept mum on the second part of the plan: “... and replace it with a pool of shit, bile, and rotting flesh.”

Not to be “that girl,” but if this was a woman and there was a little cellulite showing, would everyone be so eager to rag on her for it? Just pointing out the double-standard... leave the guy’s hairline alone...

How dare we treat medical waste like medical waste?!? Somehow I still get surprised by the degree to which people’s heads are up their own asses.

Sea Salt & Coral? What the everloving fuck? Those things don’t smell like anything. I... don’t understand...

Seriously. I’m a 39-y.o. Woman who does not want children. I get my IUD swapped out at PP every 5 years (I’m on #3). If they take away even one form of or access point for birth control, you’d better believe the “baby-killing” rate will skyrocket. As will the rate of births to people who choose to wait to have babies…

I think HamNo’s heart grew three sizes during the time he wrote that.

The downcast cover of “I Wanna Be Sedated” is amazing. When I saw that trailer in the theater, I think I said, “Holy shit” out loud.

What determines that one’s disease is “so deep as to be untouchable”? I mean, many people don’t reach out for help, and it’s likely that at least some of them could have been helped if only they had. And others lack the resources to get treatments that could help—things that show promise but are not covered by…

Came here to post exactly this. +1 for beating me to... well, you know

The time has come; a fact’s a fact.

I’m 39, and my family likes when I send a list of things I really want, rather than having to guess and spend money on something I don’t want. And I don’t find any of her items unreasonable... shit, some of the stuff on my list year is more than $80.

Oh, he will invade the TTY system, you bet your ass.