+1 disgusting plain hamburger

That is a bad rule. Krycek brought the sexy.

The Aristocrats!

Y’all probably won’t see this, since I’m in the greys, but:

You made a claim. Cite your sources of information, or acknowledge that they are opinion or anecdote but not fact.

Artisanal ice.

So, no citation for your statement, then? That was my only request.

As the fan whose old Kinja handle was “Marvin Lewis’s Playoff Chances,” I salute you for taking the leap out of the jungle. I want to... I just can’t seem to muster up enough “give a shit.” It’s easier to just sit here and be sullen. Of course, now that my favorite active player (Gio) is out for the season, the number…

Awesome.

Maybe it’s because black and brown women lack the same access to family planning services that white women have? I’d like to see your source for that statement. Not because I don’t believe you, I am just curious.

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. And a new roof.

So... you’re going to fuck over an organization that helps lots of women, non-whites included, based on your dislike for some? I’m a non-millenial, a PP client and a Hillary voter (though I supported Bernie through his run), and it bums me out that you would chose to not support an agency based on your resentment…

Uhhhh, I’m pretty sure you do NOT have to pay contractors/non-employees benefits. At least, so says my employer, for which every single person—CEO on down—is a contractor.

National Network of Abortion Funds or a check written directly to Dr. Warren Hern.

I think this provided my second actual laugh since the election (the first was the result of a wacky squirrel).

I can’t get past Alex’s comment that Ashley hasn’t “lived...outside her own asshole.” This hurts my brain. Don’t we all live outside our own assholes all the time? Or are we all living inside our assholes without even knowing it? This is some Matrix-level shit, here.

Yes, this one has made my top 5. Bravo, Madeleine.

The excellent story posted here about “Elizabeth” spurred me to donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds. This one? Jesus.

Don’t let the pain scare you. If you’ve ever had a few hours of really bad cramps, this won’t be any worse. It’s up there with the best decisions I’ve ever made. (If you haven’t read my other comment, I am on Mirena IUD #3... swap ‘em out every 5 years!)

I, too, am an IUD evangelist. I got my first one when I was around 24, and at age 39, I am on #3. Although my current one is good through 2018, I’m seriously considering swapping it out early if it looks like PP is going to go away. (I get mine there.) Yes, it’s expensive and hurts to get put in, but really—5 freaking…