This will be the #1 take. (I had the exact same comment.)

But what we all really want to know is: what does Dog want? I miss Dog.

OMG, I am imagining the havoc that would reign if my dogs figured out how to use that iFetch. It should be “For clever dogs, but not naughty ones that would figure out how to entertain themselves by breaking every damn thing in the house.”

I hope he looks like the Cryptkeeper soon. At least he was fun to look at.

How does this comment have no stars?? Lemme fix that...

I was forced to serve underhand for a while due to a should problem, and it can really throw off your opponent. I kept finding myself saying “first serve” before the score and the serve, because I didn’t want to be accused of trying to “trick” someone.

Really great piece, Nick. I’m lucky to live in Durham, but I drive through towns like Kannapolis and can’t help but try to feel what it must have been like for an entire economy to crumble.

Sounds a lot like NC at the moment. *sigh*

Holy shit. Fucking goosebumps right now.

Yes, this is really horrible stuff, and my first thousand takes are reflective of that... but really, I feel like I have to express this: these are fucking Ivy Leaguers, and their spelling and grammar are awful.

Ok, that is a Saturday, and Pelham is about an hour from me. Time to start organizing a protest. Fact: the town just to the north of Pelham is named Whiteville; I’m shocked that it’s not being held there.

So, Cooke has the night off?

Rust belt voters: “Yeah! We’re gonna bring back factories and coal mines!”

Warren/Bee 2020

Y’all have done the lord’s work. Nothing will ever top this, and I will throw in for every one of these to be etched onto a giant fucking slab of granite

Oh man, he brought the “Yankee Doodle Dandy” at the end there.

I live here, and believe me(TM Trump), he is “sorry,” not really sorry.

Thank jeebus it’s not just me...

You have no idea how much I needed this comment today.

Stay strong, Rachel