You mean... they’re different now?

Jager is mostly formaldehyde, right?

+1 pound of ground Chuck 

Countercounterpoint: Dustin Brown can make anydamnthing sexy.

This is some Night Gawker shit right here. Jesus fucking Christ.

Regardless of what happens, the fact that SGK Foundation hasn’t done anything yet is sickening. I hold a fundraiser from time to time, and I’ve refused to even consider them since they pulled their support of PP—an agency that directly supports one of their missions—for political reasons.

Agreed. Look At Me has got to be the winner emeritus.

The sloth. Was swimming. Swimming sloth. ::dies::

Go figure: #s 20 and 21 are two of the VERY few movies I’ve ever walked out on/turned off without finishing.

See, I was gonna go with Magary. Nobody does this unless they’re acting: https://vine.co/0379bf52-b2ab-4729-b430-144c38f55964

OK, honest question: what’s the over/under on—of all the time he spends masturbating—the percentage of the time he spends doing it while thinking about Ivanka?

It’s always a happy day when he releases a new video. I can’t decide which is funnier—his voice-over or the unseen woman giggling every time something amusing happens.

Yeah, that was my big takeaway, too. “Teledildonic devices.” Gonna save that one for the Thanksgiving table.

As long that that “someone” is non-white, non-Christian, and/or non-straight.

I wouldn’t want to switch vets, even though I know they are more expensive.

Thanks for the reply; I figured such a thing was too good to be true. Will just keep whipping out the credit card and mumbling threats about the animals getting jobs to pull their weight. ;-)

Thank you for posting this; I’ve long debated the cost-benefit of pet insurance. My old Basset, Orville, had Cushing, and his symptoms and decline sound a lot like your Millie’s. I referred to him as a “lemon,” as he also had seizures, arthritis, etc. But he had a good, long life, and I kept his comfy and happy until…

Eh, it would’ve just come out as “Hoine” anyway.

+143

Don’t you mean the “whiiiiiieeeeeeeeeen”?