Rust belt voters: “Yeah! We’re gonna bring back factories and coal mines!”

Warren/Bee 2020

Y’all have done the lord’s work. Nothing will ever top this, and I will throw in for every one of these to be etched onto a giant fucking slab of granite

Oh man, he brought the “Yankee Doodle Dandy” at the end there.

I live here, and believe me(TM Trump), he is “sorry,” not really sorry.

Thank jeebus it’s not just me...

You have no idea how much I needed this comment today.

Stay strong, Rachel

You mean... they’re different now?

Jager is mostly formaldehyde, right?

+1 pound of ground Chuck 

Countercounterpoint: Dustin Brown can make anydamnthing sexy.

This is some Night Gawker shit right here. Jesus fucking Christ.

Regardless of what happens, the fact that SGK Foundation hasn’t done anything yet is sickening. I hold a fundraiser from time to time, and I’ve refused to even consider them since they pulled their support of PP—an agency that directly supports one of their missions—for political reasons.

Agreed. Look At Me has got to be the winner emeritus.

The sloth. Was swimming. Swimming sloth. ::dies::

Go figure: #s 20 and 21 are two of the VERY few movies I’ve ever walked out on/turned off without finishing.

See, I was gonna go with Magary. Nobody does this unless they’re acting: https://vine.co/0379bf52-b2ab-4729-b430-144c38f55964

OK, honest question: what’s the over/under on—of all the time he spends masturbating—the percentage of the time he spends doing it while thinking about Ivanka?

It’s always a happy day when he releases a new video. I can’t decide which is funnier—his voice-over or the unseen woman giggling every time something amusing happens.