Yeah, that was my big takeaway, too. “Teledildonic devices.” Gonna save that one for the Thanksgiving table.

As long that that “someone” is non-white, non-Christian, and/or non-straight.

I wouldn’t want to switch vets, even though I know they are more expensive.

Thanks for the reply; I figured such a thing was too good to be true. Will just keep whipping out the credit card and mumbling threats about the animals getting jobs to pull their weight. ;-)

Thank you for posting this; I’ve long debated the cost-benefit of pet insurance. My old Basset, Orville, had Cushing, and his symptoms and decline sound a lot like your Millie’s. I referred to him as a “lemon,” as he also had seizures, arthritis, etc. But he had a good, long life, and I kept his comfy and happy until…

Eh, it would’ve just come out as “Hoine” anyway.

+143

Don’t you mean the “whiiiiiieeeeeeeeeen”?

Jim Cooke is a goddamn genius.

Oh. My. God. I was picturing little white nits, but a spider... Holy shit.

Hey, you got out! Congrats! Someday my dream will come true, too.

Exactly. Unless you were kidding. Then, ummm, yeah, no, I don’t do that.

How bad a season do you think Marvin Lewis would have to deliver for Mike “Please Die Already” Brown to fire him? I say anything more than 3 wins, and Marvin is safe. Thoughts?

I don’t know, I feel like I’d just be hungry all the time.

Oh, hell yes!

Oh god, I hadn’t even considered the smell. <<shudder>> This is clearly (I hope) not the case, but my knee-jerk thought when I see white people with dreads is, “I bet there are bugs in there.”

Thank you, I am now dry-heaving.

YES. Or baby powder, which makes me want to vomit. Or anything food-scented. Like, why do I want my armpits to smell like peaches? I’ve gone unisex as far as deodorant, soap, and shaving cream go.

Dear Jeebus, please make it Tom Brady during his first appearance of the season. I want to see Goodell’s head finally explode. And any fakin’ racist Pats fans out there.

I’m in.