OK whatever but DOJ just appointed former FBI director Robert Mueller as Special Counsel for the Russia investigation

In Russia, sleeve laughs up you.

And the Senate’s ‘clean sheet of paper’ mark-up of the health care bill will be done by ... wait for ... these thirteen white males (copypasta from CNN):

To the privileged, equality feels like oppression.

Well, there is that famous bible passage about how right before Jesus was nailed to the cross, he was also forced to bake a cake for a gay wedding.

Yes it is. Most definitely. I doubt it even occurred to them that this order applies to all religions. Now’s the time to start up a new church/temple/synagogue/mosque/replica Stonehenge. 

“wow. 4. inches. that. is. huge.”

Maybe it’s because he can’t figure out how to get around walls. It also doesn’t necessarily solve the opiate crisis.

The fire I think would probably like it a lot.

The backwardness of the “drugs pouring over the border” angle is astounding. First, most all of the weed smoked in the US these days is grown here. No one wants to smoke the Mexican product. Second, the the drugs that are ruining the rust belt are prescription opioids, made by the companies that funded his goddamned…

We’re going to a beautiful farm where we’ll be happier.

We need a female tax revolt. No taxation without representation.

Don’t worry. The coach ended up getting what he deserved when he later found pee-pee in his Coke.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

It’s hard to say how many states would be good. One state. Two states. See, two is more bigly than one, so it would seem to be better. But one is a better golf score than two. My golf courses are the most luxurious in the world. Especially the one in Scotland where they call me Mr. Brexit, they love me there. In…

Trump is still upset that SNL has somebody who doesn’t smell like cabbage play him.