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I got a Vietnamese cookbook and decided to make pho. This is a traditional Vietnamese cookbook so it called for all kinds of soup bones and spices I hadn’t heard of/had no previous reason to buy, plus I needed a lot of kitchen equipment I didn’t really have, namely a 5 gallon stock pot. Also, I’m a white guy so I have

Heck yeah! That show took itself a bit too seriously at times but it was lots of fun and reliably creepy

One time I was super high walking past a park at night and there was a rock garden with a big tan rock in the middle and it startled the shit outta me when I saw it because I thought it was a dead deer

When I was 16 or 17 I came home super late from a friend’s house, and I was kinda spooked anyway because my friend lived in the middle of nowhere and it was creepy driving through the pitch dark woods at night plus I was listening to Coast to Coast AM on the ride home and they were talking about ghosts or demon

He’s still got the debates

Mine was my brother. When we were teenagers we were really close, had a lot of the same friends, played in bands together, etc. He was older and moved out first to a nearby city and I’d often visit on the weekends. After a few life events I decided to move to the city and we’d live together and hang out all the time,

How the hell is that the top comment? Smdh


I was at a fair that was in this city park area eating a caramel apple with crushed peanuts on it when I saw, in the middle of the sidewalk and not avoiding people at all, a squirrel that had no fur below its chest. Just porky piggin’ it. It was standing still but reaching out to people as they walked by as if it were

My girlfriend at the time and I were punks visiting NYC from Ohio. While we still dressed pretty “punk” New York style was a different you know. this was probably in 2002 or so. I don’t remember what my girlfriend bought at Trash and Vaudeville, but when she was paying she mentioned to Jimmy we were from Ohio and she

Definitely. I love that dang cat so much. She's even getting pets right now

My sister-in-law is bi-polar/borderline personality/I’m not a psychiatrist but she blows her life up completely every couple years or so and completely flips out when people don’t fix it all for her by supplying her with endless money and/or resources that you don’t actually have, but to her if someone appears to be

The worst thing I saw wasn’t on the plane, but at the gate in the airport. It was like 5 am and as I’m for my approaching my gate I see a little toy drone flying around and I’m thinking “please don’t let that be my gate” and of course it was. There sat a 50 something year old manin a Dr Who t shirt who looked like the

One time I was on a flight from the east coast to the west coast and the plane was pretty empty. The fight attendant said when the plane reaches cruising altitude, people can sit wherever they want. My row was full though and I had a window seat, which I did not want to give up. We reached cruising altitude and

Actually learn something and have future behavior reflect what she learned. That’s all anyone can and should do in situations like this, especially if they claim to actually care.

Saying Michelle Obama and Ellen are only friendly with George W Bush because he’s just kinda “around” insinuates that they are stupid, or at the very least naive, which they aren’t. Powerful people do not live in the same world as we do and do not follow the same rules as the rest of us. They understand that you don’t

It also bothered me how she callously vilified these (admittedly poorly behaved) children who were obviously a product of neglectful alcoholic parenting. You’re not gonna run into too many teenagers whose parents are in the process of drinking themselves to death who are polite and well adjusted. The only thing the

I’m a 4.5... I don’t necessarily want to eat that cartilage but it does happen sometimes 

They’re not running because they’re egotistical billionaires with saviour complexes; they’re running to try to knock out Sanders and Warren. They’re running for their own bottom lines just like trump. There is no altruism there. Their causes are a cynical smokescreen to convince people that it might be ok to elect

I literally have pissing contests with myself. I just made that connection 

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