Dude, New England employed a gangster that knocked off at LEAST two people. I wouldn’t act like you have a high horse here.

“No offense” isn’t just their response to criticisms about their nickname, it’s also their football philosophy.

I know, right?

Agree it’s a stupid name, but Salt Lake City is now actually more than 1/5 Latino.

I’ll have you know Embiid tweets his ASS off in May and June.

Trump received roughly 1.4mm votes in Wisconsin. Even if only 1% of them were “he understands our plight” voters, they’d each just need to make about $572 dollars in their respective lifetimes to make 8mm pooled together.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

I can’t imagine Magic doing that. He seems like a positive person.

Who is more valuable than a guy whose departure and arrival swung 40 games?

He still wasn’t as good or as valuable as LeBron that year. Or any other.

- Gronk (pointing you in the direction of the nearest beach, probably)

They at least need to go back to having original Super Bowl logos, because this bland Lombardi-trophy-in-front-of-that-year’s-stadium shouts just how lame the NFL brass truly is.

FYI, it’s intensive porpoises.

I think you mean a long 2 after jab-stepping 5 times.

I knew from the very first play that I didn’t want that kick returner from The Last Boy Scout on my team!

Verily. Beal was out of this world. Morris, who I had to google to get some context, has a serious game. That’s a totally organic team too. Love it.

Kyle Shanahan would have thrown a couple more passes.

I...I don’t really need to explain “small sample size bias” here, do I?

After the coaching carousel of the past few seasons, Niners fans can rest easy in the certainty that they have a coach committed to the long haul. They know he won’t run.