Flair checks out.

Wait, are YOU subtly trolling US?

How about 4th and 0.004545 furlongs?

“Really, the only upshot of Pence over Trump for us is that the odds of a nuclear war go back down to 0.000001%”

On the national mall next to the Victorian Secrets?

What’s diabetes? Is that related to my diabeetus?

It’s because you’re dead. You died.

And like most things involving Dennis Miller, that reference went over my head

I think you have it completely opposite. Everyone got sick of Rex, he was such a loudmouth. Except, Jets fans love him to this day. Every Jets fan secretly wants Rex back as a HC.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

That gap at the end between “2nd down and 9" and “Perine checks in” is brutal

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Sorry I realized after the fact that it’s probably what you meant. For me the insensitivity comes from the fact that Melo did not have his father around because the man simply died. If George knew that and still included him in this then it was malicious. If he did not, then he should stop talking about things he…

Melo’s Dad died of Cancer when he was 2-years-old, so shout out to George for really being a pile of human garbage stuffed into a rubber suit.

This is the same reason I won’t adopt a child.

“I like gum!”

“Heh, that never happens—<trips on rug, gets seven concussions> ...where am I?”- Kevin Kolb