martyrsanon
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martyrsanon

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So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

Is that supposed to look like a USB outlet because they’re the Chargers?

“Wow, look at that coast.”

As the person who runs the Reds account, I can tell you we write all of our own stuff - including that post.

“If he has a penis, he has to pee in the mens room.”

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years

+6

I don’t mind, and even expect, local broadcasters to pull for the team they cover. That’s only natural and expected and has made for some of the greatest calls in all of sports broadcasting. But, for me, when the announcers resemble the guy at the end of the bar shouting at the tv, so blinded by their devotion that

And the crowd can hardly contain himself!

Not to diminish what you are saying, but the can may have been covered in tape to avoid legality or product placement issues. Generally if some brand hasn’t paid to have their product displayed they will try to make sure it doesn’t get any visibility.

You joke, but some people in this country have to work real jobs. You know what my dad did for 40 years? He worked for Rent a Center. He didn’t get to sit back and play agent, he had to move microwave ovens. He had to deliver kitchens...WHOLE, CUSTOM KITCHENS! He had to move refrigerators AND color TVs.

I could only imagine Okung telling agents “that ain’t working”, negotiating this dumb deal and then telling them “that’s the way you do it”. I hope he can avoid dire straits by reaching those incentives early, because once he’s getting money for nothing, he’s released for free.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

Well, see, here you go again. And the answer is no. Any objective reading of presidential history puts Obama nowhere near the bottom of that list. There were three truly, unabashedly horrible 20th century presidents: Harding, Hoover, and Nixon. Obama was worse than those guys? No, he was not. I think Carter was worse

Yep. I have not attended a Panthers preseason game in years, but I still pay for those tickets in full every year. The really sad part is seeing what excuses people come up with to not accept them for free from me. I have had people tell me they don’t want the tickets when I offer them because they are planning to mow

Take my advice - propose to that girl that hasn't left you yet for being as into pro wrestling as you are.

If you give them one free concert they’re just going to keep asking for Samoa

This is so unfair. The Girl Scouts did like it, and they did put a ring on it.