who cares? 99% of “media people just doing their jobs” are insufferable assholes and jock sniffers. A local sports teevee guy in Anchorage(!?!) is well known for his “do you know who I am?” rants at service industry folk, and his cameraman is an equally repellent ass-groper and rich-daddy legacy. Athletes treating…

Just a single game all weekend. Booooring.

This would explain the fleeting evidence but entrenched nostalgia that Joe Namath was a good quarterback.

Peyton Manning, to equipment manager: Are you new? The number’s right but the name is ‘Manning’, not ‘Oops’.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

Not like we needed photographic proof that John Scott is the bigger man.

The Commissioner can’t be thrilled with these:

The 12th Man would be at his bedside at the hospital.

Did he also tell you how great MeUndies and Stamps.com are?

As soon as the reports came out that LeBron had no idea this was going to happen, I immediately called BS.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Can we talk about how heinous those grey, sleeved Bulls uniforms are? Holy fucking god. Whoever designed those needs to be beaten with a sack of dead frogs.

So hipster literally doesn’t mean anything anymore, huh.

If Cleveland is going to cut everyone who didn’t show up then next year’s roster is going to be Joe Thomas, Gary Barnidge and 51 people plucked from the stands.

“It’s the simplicity of the error that should make you appreciate that these kinds of things don’t happen more often.” - husbands

“My ball’s got extra heat today”

Maybe he revisited her?

He’s going to a 311 concert?

The source then clarified that old is, in fact, an acronym for “on lots of drugs.”

I’m paying a good amount of money to go to FedEx Field on Sunday to watch a 6-7 team because I genuinely think this team is decent and might win the division over better Giants and Eagles teams. I am guessing people like me are the “morons” they are trying to fool.

agreed - but my original comment may not be 100% serious