You took the time to add those up and you are making fun of him?

The most comprehensive response to this asshattery was a comment on MSN.com by someone named Angela Blue pointing out the uber-hypocrisy:

It’s his set position. He puts his glove up over his face and tucks his head behind it even slightly. Good read by Andrus. Pitcher never saw him.

...local celebrities in Buffalo

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

Belichick would only buy that sweatshirt if it would be willing to take a huge discount to be worn by him

When you read an article that’s ostensibly about joke stealing but spends the entire article talking about a specific meme you didn’t even know existed.

+1 sloe clap

Whose disgusting baseball gin is this?

(mumbling to himself) ... and I’ve turned this $688.88 check into a few well-placed lines!

(Geno, mumbling to himself) ...and with a few well-placed lines, I’ve turned this into a $688.88 check. HA!

The Jets-iest story ever somehow just got even more Jets-ier

“We like the way he gets to and hits the quarterback”

I don’t think it’s that shortsighted. He was set to make $585,000 this year, and assuming he now is forfeiting the $600 for the plane ticket (and would’ve surely received remuneration absent the punch) brings the total to $585,600. If we assume lost future salary of, say $1 mil a year for say 10 years (being quite…

More like the San Diego Over-chargers!

They could also do a “Get to know the players” section where you get to see which players have charges for violence against women

this person comes around once in a blue moon

But you could have a button to order more macaroni and cheese. Who wouldn’t want that?

Ah, New England. Where they drink their 40’s faster than they run them.

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