Wait, was Drake the “rapper with a ghost writer?”

A good friend of mine is a Jets fan and he keeps muttering something about how the Patriots play better when they have something to prove. He may be on to something.

Stockholm syndrome.

Thank you! This is my favorite day of the year as a jets fan

My brother, a Bills fan, pointed out to me that our most popular chant is a remedial spelling lesson, and the fact that the entire stadium screams at first downs is indicative as to the overall success of the team. Again, he’s a fucking Bills fan.

I love that I’m alive during a time where there is a public platform for an NFL player to call Scott Fujita a “dragon ball z name ass bitch”

Reached for comment, Sean Payton stared at a fixed point in space and asked for some water.

How has no one picked up on the fact that two prominent free agents had a name within a name: LaMarcGasolDridge? Seems like this should be bigger news.

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

That’s badass.

How a Batman v. Superman fight ends:

As a recent dad, I hope that kid’s okay.

I was writing up a little comment about why it is crazy to do this deal now, but saw that Ziller wrote basically the same thing, so I’ll just quote him:

Kevin: Looks like the Kings are getting Arturas Gudaitis and Luka Mitrovic, both of whom were drafted last week and are unlikely to ever come over to the States. When they took Gudaitis at 47, Fran Fraschilla’s response was “Now we’ve reached the warm body portion of the draft,” and of Mitrovic Mr. Irrelevant at 60,…

Not sure why they’re celebrating like it’s a touchdown when it’s only 1st and 10 from the Eric yard line.

Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.

Awl 150 Mets cawmments werh Mike Franceser tawking about Matt Hawvey. DA METS CANT BATT INNA RUN TO HEWLP DA GUHY OUT, OK? DA TEEM IS GAWBIJ!

That's not fair. I'm sure a lot of casual, fringe-racist sports fans also bought them.

As a Detroiter who has suffered through years of painful sports (with a few bright years), do what you can to keep him a Cleveland fan rather than a frontrunner. The worst people on Earth are Midwesterners who are Yankee/Patriot fans.

Crayola box! Everyone knows you use the peach crayon to color white-people skin!