RIGGED

Isn’t that... kind of the point of theories?

Oh my god, I never realized his hands are actually that tiny

The Orange is Oranger

Pro-Football-Reference has an exhaustive list on their front page. Here’s all 12.

My wife and I honeymooned in Baloney, Italy. Turned out to be a pretty bullshit city.

Siemian went to Northwestern in favor of Harvard

Guys, give the guy a break. There’s a lot for a rookie QB to learn, like which direction the sun sets.

Holy WAR

No it’s not.

I’m guessing he’d also take a lot of nicks for going to the Bucks.

You get a star from me for getting me and 75* other people to do the math for you and correct you.

Not very hard to fact check - they’re 1,124 games under .500 so it’d take less than 7 years. Still a lot.

LeBaby - that is some cleverness not often seen this side of ESPN forums.

If you really want my 5 likes, you can have them

Sometimes J.R. just pulled up an acre away from the hoop.

OKC ran out to a big lead early, before Aldridge started feeling himself.

You’d think someone like Magic Johnson would have aides, to help him come up with a better plan than that.

...firing him for that seems overly harsh.

Man, people in the future are gonna laugh at us so hard when they find out we call things we stand on with wheels touching the ground “hoverboards”