Death it is!

Congratulations on your imminent newborn and divorce!

Sigh.

Missed a 2? You’re thinking of Nick Young.

Was his condition that his heart is enormous? Sure sounds like it.

I mean, “giant dick” is the first thing I think of whenever I hear Mike Francesa but that’s not why

^

I don’t care if a woman is President, that’d be great. I don’t care if a woman runs a corporation, that’d be great.

We have no bottom dweller to beat up on, because it is us.

Remember the Alamo.

Nah.

Gosh, Roger Goddell is such a bag of ... of... of... um... a.... ah... what’s the word I’m looking for here...it’s on the tip of my tongue...a... a... Shit, what were we talking about?

I’m actually glad there are no 5-pointers from half court. Otherwise Steph Curry would be averaging 60 points per game.

I don’t think it’s basketball. I think it’s kind of like a circus sort of thing. Why don’t we have a 5-point shot? A 7-point shot?

Got engaged to my Cleveland-born wife in 2012, so I guess not quite yet. I’m not sure I’d consider the second-leading scorer on a 24-58 team a hero even if I were a die-hard, though.

I wondered that too. Just perused the rulebook (p. 43-44 here) and it looks like drop kick rules are the same as for a normal field goal or PAT, so you’d need to line up from the 17.

Fair enough, but when Obama said “sports heroes” I’m pretty sure he wasn’t talking about Dion Waiters.

I don’t mind his game, it’s that fucking mouth guard I hate. Wear it or don’t. Also I’m a Cavs fan, so fuck that guy.

NOT A DUNK

Isn’t that the same thing, just more specific?