Buffalo/Hawaiian pizza guy:

I didn’t see the whole game but the final play was a bit ridiculous - Watkins ran out of bounds and they kept the clock running.

I think that’s just why you would make a bad GM.

Yeah, it’s a fun rivalry that’s been pretty shitty for us for years. I don’t know if I’ve ever heard of Jets fans described as “classy” per se, but I’ll take it.

To me this is what makes the Pats so frustratingly dominant - they don’t overthink situations like this. It might look like they’re running up the score, but they’re really just playing their regular game, which is passing a lot and scoring TDs. Teams that are chronically bad (see: avatar above) try to cling to tiny…

This should be their calendar cover every year

He hasn’t worn ‘8’ in, like, years

Collins even told the booth his intention to pull Harvey after the 8th. Harvey shouldn’t have been able to talk him out of that decision, just like Cespedes shouldn’t have kept hitting after shattering his kneecap, just like RG III shouldn’t have been kept in that playoff game with noodles for legs.

Woodstock looks like Big Bird killed Voldemort and wore his face Hannibal-style

Bet he goes anyway.

.538 Athletics

Hope I’m not the only one who didn’t come anywhere close to getting this joke

Instead, let’s limit the debates to the important stuff, like whether teams should celebrate clinching a playoff spot when they’re undoubtedly going to clinch the division a few days later. (The answer is yes. It’s a long, long season, and there’s no bad excuse for a party.)

Apple does the same thing - they used to put that little “i” in front of everything to make it sound like a uniquely Apple thing... now they’re starting to call things “Apple Music,” books, maps, calendar, etc.

That guy will never get a ring

For chrissakes, TBS, maybe show us the actual last pitch of the game instead of some dingus in the stands?

For everyone saying the ball didn’t hit his glove: looks like it does, but barely. The angle at 2:15 shows the ball slightly change directions.

Oh, I listened. My favorite part: “I ... rape ... children”

Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness / Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience / Question: What do these things all have in common? / Kanye told me the song was called “Monster” so I googled it and these were the examples I came up with

Either way, you’d think management would just be thrilled that their dicks are big enough that they can trip over them.