He must be a real Workaholic

You guys have a reliable starting quarterback? Be a lot cooler if you did....

Strickland: I can't understand you!!

Ugh. That one dude could have easily stopped that if he just knew how to use a goddamn glove. Screw you Bieber's dad!!

What if we had done that? How much money would that have cost us?

"Sorry to make things awkward, but I'd also like to mention that the Spin Doctors reunion tour will hit the road right after this series is over. Tickets are still available. Thanks."

"and at the start of the match they were loud enough to be picked up by the mics"

In Croatia, sucker punches you!

His defense lawyer did a great job. Must have cost Pistorius an arm.

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

Those fans are gonna be so mad when someone reads that sign or this article to them. So mad, you guys.

to make the gamers more comfortable, the upper deck was then filled with their parents.

"When you play with heart..."

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.

"... it's about the journey, not the beer."

Call me when somebody leaves Taco Bell without a damaged rear-end.

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

Rugby guy here. Jarryd Hayne is an absolute fucking monster and the sole reason why New South Wales beat Queensland this year in the State of Origin series—that is, the series which many consider to be the best rugby league competition in the world. New South Wales hadn't won it for 9 years, and this guy as well as…

Let's be honest, both patches on that hat are pretty damn sad.

Hi, Milwaukee here. You know, a city that has a lot of cold weather and hockey. So anyways, if your not doing anything, maybe you'd want to go out sometime. I know your kind of seeing South Florida, but if you are ever looking for someone that will really appreciate you, we're here for you.