Really Kevin? Last thing to ever play ever and your going to run an ad?

There is one community in Texas really holding out against Dude.

The Grizzlies seem cool.

There is a fair chance that the car that hits you will be playing Home for the Holidays. Every goddamn time I turn on the radio.

"No I'm with my little nephew or young cousin or some young relative"

Mr. Pewterschmidt?

Still seems better then Cutler's record against teams that have teams.

There are Jaguars fans on social media, and some of them are sociopaths.

Seems legit.

This is like in the Truman Show when the lights get turned on in the middle of the night. Or the reverse of that. Where am I? What time is it?

I imagine a date with purple shorts ends similarly.

You need to let go of the B button to release the ball, silly.

"cool down and just be a fan."

Emmitt Smith

As an attorney, I believe you have #23 ranked too high. More appropriately on the list it should immediately follow 'being hit by car' with business card in hand.

decky decky decky decky decky decky decky

Rick Pitino is happy with second.

Sorry everyone, this one is on me.

A dinner plate-sized smoldering hole in the passenger seat is also called a Skyline Chili special.

Notorious W.E.T.