As a Brewers fan, I cannot wait to see how the Cubs screw up what should be an amazing fit. As a Bears fan, I can sympathize with their inevitable and continuous frustrations. I'm complicated.

What was that second part of your point?

They don't say anything about being allowed to leave though....

I had no idea Vin Baker was still traveling so much.

Almost there son.

Say what you will about the iron but it will never fold.

Who is the most hungover today?

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a…

"I am aware of the incident in Boise. We are currently in the process of gathering information, but until I have all the details, I cannot comment."

Total glitch. Bradford getting up after a sack? Who's going to believe that?

Wait, I thought he got his girlfriends name tattooed on his body? That looks like her face.

An ESPN statement says Le Batard's "recent stunt does not reflect ESPN's standards and brand.

I haven't seen a former ballplayer get that agitated by questions about minors since LT.

Don't worry. Coach Bombay will rally them back.

According to sources, Siohvaughn is very happy for the two of them and wishes them nothing but happiness. And Herpes.

It appears the stupid crow was simply too Hard to Handle

Pretty sure the 'guttiest' pitching performance will forever be retained by Bartolo Colon, on any given day that he in on the mound.

For the neutral fan, could you imagine a seven-game ALCS between these two?

Actually he has a picture of his wife's face tattooed on his chest so......

Must be a Cubs fan