Don't forget Zack's inexplicable ability to simply freeze time. If I would have had that gift in grade school/high school things would have gotten real weird real quick.

You can clearly tell those are not authentic. There are no blood stains.

His 35.5k Twitter followers (the most of any tennis journalist)

LaRussa pulled the same trick a few times but he woke up in the middle of a movie theater.

Same type of thing happened at a Brewers game last week. Still haven't found the ball though.

Hey Nigeria, keep it down! Some people are trying to sleep up here!

contortionist/yoga/striptease routine that lasts way too long

Actually the maddest Brazilian by far was...

That's nothing. John Daly has been buried in a dumpster behind a Hooters in Tempe for the past week.

They call this foreplay over at the Wilfork household.

"I don't have to be faster than Prince. I just have to be faster than you!

YEAH! ME NEITHER!