The New York Jets need a new coach and a new general manager, and they've been asking a lot of people around the league if they might be interested in interviewing for the latter job.

Speaking of people who don't even bother to survey the situation before passing, the Jets also need a quarterback.

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You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

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Yeah, that part makes me think Miller was really accurate in showing other attributes of Mark Schultz.

I hope it's mom's job to teach their daughter how to use a tampon.

Sure he has. He learned how to count to 33.

Being the kicker I would've thought he'd be thrilled to get his dick touched.

Too long; can't read.

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Aborted-boot-grab-into-a-karate-kick maneuver at 00:19 is fucking priceless.

Trestman was unable to be reached for comment as he had gone to the rec center to watch folks swim.

He's a legit sociopath. Listen to him speak and it's obvious he's an intelligent, charming guy; the vicious cheap shots he delivers on the field are not "emotional in the moment" type altercations. He does that shit calmly and with intent.

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Sucks is probably my favorite Lagunitas beer. I love the quart bottles, and the price is pretty fair (about $7.50 for 32 ounce bottle in Boston).

This post just reminded me that its almost Lagunitas Sucks season!

Man, Kyle is going to be pissed when he sees this.