Pursey Harvin

More like No Balance, amirite?

"Listen, I fucked a hooker at the club and don't want to catch anything. I raw dogged her so I need something to kill that shit."

Not much man what's raw with you

What's rawdog?

Geno Smith can only dream of being 6-11.

It's more common than you think. Every one of Floyd Mayweather's opponents has punched a dick.

See, the issue here is that if Willis had asked Mornhinweg to borrow the cleats, there's a chance that Mornhinweg could've said "no," which is a word that is understood and respected by UF football players insofar as it pertains to cleat-taking.

Oh, sorry, I thought this was the post where we were supposed to pick a random number between 1 and 100.

Oh man, Harris is fucked. After the police do not interview the victim, decide not to interview the accuser, wait 11 months to release the police report, delay the transfer of exculpatory blood work, decline to send the rape kit until being pressured by the public, tell the victim that her life will be "miserable" if…

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

"I am shocked."

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

NBA Jams ranked:

"Mr. Earl McNeely, the best bargain at $50,000 ever put over, bludgeoned his way to everlasting fame..."

I'm not saying Spillman was asking for this but he does dress like a football player.

"84 in a 45" is the name of Jerry Jones' home videos.

WBAL reports he had just finished up an eight-hour blackjack session

horses don't give a fuck about you, unlike puppies, they aren't begging for your approval. And this has nothing to do with petting a horse, at all. Addiction involves emotional issues, as well as power-struggles (internally or externally) and communication issues (again, internal or external, notice addicts can't…