Maybe, after they get their new Apple iPhone, they can use its high-definition screen to watch a Gatorade advertisement posted as editorial content on a media website while they munch their McDonald's food.

Of course they want to get it right. If they don't, Adrian Peterson will beat the ever loving shit out of them.

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

They should suspend him without pay.

Tell that to France.

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

Kristin: Hi hun, how'd the game go tonight?

The nice thing about redesigns these days is that there are no good commenters left to lose.

Why is there a link to the prosecutor's fantasy team?

I think we are all grateful he doesn't play for the Pooptons.

Wait until the video comes out.

[Jason Whitlock weighs in on Roger Goodell]

Old age is heartbreaking. You can tell Nicklaus has never had to figure out how to play without a caddy before.

The most disgusting part of this is that Michael Gearon still thinks it's okay to own minorities.

"Yeah, you know what Roger, that excuse fucking stinks."

Fucking hell, Ray Rice, LeSean McCoy, Johnny Manziel, Jerry Jones ... all these other distractions are making it VERY, VERY HARD for me to be distracted by Michael Sam.

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