The Seahawks then trolled the Lions by beating the Packers

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

he also unknowingly caught two foul balls.

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

Sorry for the delay in commenting. I opened this link and passed out.

Raysism: [passes out]

"I just went to Bangor" turned out to not be a great alibi

Host: Amsinger!

Etra declined to explain how Shaw fell.

"This shift is too long."

This show is so entertaining that I'm convinced that college history professors should be required to deliver at least one drunken lecture per week.

just another day in high school for the girlfriend and me

"Hit it Hard" is also Daly's most commonly used phrase when talking to his bartender, hooker, or cardiologist.

I realize tennis players have a short shelf life, but c'mon, she was the 1-seed only 15 years ago.

Technically its not really a lie... he said it was two stories.

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.

Come on, Timothy. Admit it. This last season of the Miami Heat was pretty funny.

And then they marry you.