Reminds me of the Mitch Hedburg joke.

Bayern Munich responded by immediately signing Hulk.

This girl is clearly nuts. Why would she do that to herself for some random dude who is giving other women his phone number in a public forum?

This won't be the last time a browns rookie advances will be intercepted.

Person responsible for entering competitors' names on the screen: [mashes keyboard in astonishment]

Donald Sterling also was officially named World's Biggest #2

I have three kids. I wipe a lot of ass

Dana White

He's a DB and he's not part of the fighting culture

Sorry. I was in a meeting.

You'd lose weight too if your fork missed your mouth 55% of the time.

More importantly, I kind of want to see what this Mic guy looks like.

This is how I know that Lovie Smith is taking this team in the wrong direction. A real Schiano Man would never reflect.

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.

That is the look of a broken man. Several times over, in fact.

Making things worse for Oden, Kevin Durant was spotted buying his girlfriend flowers even though it's totally not her birthday.

The woman was described as "uncooperative"

This just seemed appropriate, albeit not related to this story in anyway:

To be fair, he needed to gain some weight. 19 pounds is borderline dangerous.