In Saz's defense, their food is the shit. Go there if you're ever in Milwaukee.

Hmmm...let me think. My home state, cheese, bacon, more bacon (pork belly) and food on a stick. Also, the state fair in West Allis, and Saz's Ribs, the official barbecue provider to the Green Bay Packers.

Which team is Charles on again?

Did LeBron actually sign with Philadelphia?

"I was holding that breath for someone else."

I agree completely. They need to retract that Stephen A. Smith story immediately.

After the scuffle ends, Jay Cutler goes over to talk to Fuller and give him daps. Aw. Jay cares.

The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine.

6th grade me is proud of the man I've become.

[drops mic]

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

He got this kinda backward: If I ever missed work because I got injured lifting a jet ski, I would definitely claim it was a cocaine suspension.

If tanning beds could talk Al Davis would've had to sell the Raiders.

The key to sneaking in appears to be wearing a suit and telling security you are there for an important meeting.

It's about time a GM in Detroit rivaled anything anywhere again...

"I don't really have any good advice here."

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Ted Nugent."

"Or marry her."

Also, there's a grammatical error in the ad. "Fans" shouldn't be plural.