martinmartycrane
Martin "Marty" Crane
martinmartycrane

I think the answer to your query is a resoundingly universal “no”.

God damn, I want this in my mouth...

Whatever”? C’mon, show me you have the mental capacity to debate better than that, or admit you’ve lost. Don’t hide behind tabloid fodder to justify your self-appointed right to out someone you’ve never even met, because you follow the herd of “anonymous” sources. You’re not questioning, you’re concluding. You’ve

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I think you’re thinking of Reese Witherspoon (but Bradley’s chin would be practical around the house when the can opener conks out on ya):

Oh, so, hearsay. Luckily for you, that’s actually admissible in the court of public opinion... However, making statements such as “...but I don’t think he’d be interested in me since I don’t have a penis” undermines the integrity of your admission that you believe that this is, in fact, all just speculation.

Source? Or are you just speculating?

Anyone else read that as GT 5, and think, “waitaminute... GT 5 came out eons ago.”

I just got an idea for a screenplay to the sequel of “The Talented Mr. Ripley”.

I know.... but.... d’em genes!

No WAY is Cooper gay. That guy could have any woman he wanted.

I saw Jessa Duggar and the other one on the cover of, like, People Mag while I was in line at Shopper’s Drugmart buying a bottle of ice tea. I was waiting in line so long, I contemplated whippin’ it out and rubbing one out, but, well, luckily, I can suppress those urges quite easily.

Oh, Anna, I’d cherish you without sinning behind your back, but, we are from two different worlds; you from a weird, southern bible-belt-y, bible thumpin’ tribe of sweet p’tata pie, corn chip casserole eatin’ kind, me, a ganja smokin’ beer swillin’, Mars Volta listenin’ to northern Ontario lazy lay-a-bout. Sigh...

That’s not his nose running...

You deserve way more than 12 recommendations, dude.

That is some red hair right there.

Considering games have always been marketed to be bought and played, and football has been mostly marketed to be watched, I disagree. Games are only just beginning to be marketed as a “sport”. Just because I play games doesn’t mean I want to watch other people play.

If you tell the world you’re good at fucking, you’re probably not. If she tells you you’re good at fucking, you’re probably not.