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Martin "Marty" Crane
martinmartycrane

The following is an official synopsis of the plot of Game of War:

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Erm, sorry Luke, did you say something?

“Exploitation of cheerleaders is prevalent across professional sports.”

As much as I like the new Nolan 343 Guilty Spark impression, I still have absolutely no issue with Dinklage’s performance. He was given shit lines to say, and he said them as I expected a robot to say them; with just a hint of emotion. You can only do so much with bad/corny writing, and Dinklage’s deadpan delivery is

Father: It’s unbelievable. It’s so unbelievable, buddy.

“I got another surprised for ya pop”

burn the bruhs

I’m all for “bruh-burning”. Going “bruh-less”?

like Lord of the Rings, The Fifth Element and Superman Returns

I don’t know which is more amazing, the Death Bogey or the anal sex in the background.

When you outlaw guns, only Bulbasaurs will have guns!

Oh, salad! I love you most of all.