Every time I see the commercial on TV and she says “Will you be my hero?”, I’m like, “babe, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you.”

I remember being blown away by the clouds in RAGE, even though the sky was just a static image.

Huh? Wha? Kate Upton’s boobs? Yeah, they’re great.

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I assume she made it home safe if she typed all this up.

Join me, won’t you, in a rendition of “Amazing Breasts”.

I know. If they had skills beyond being able to remember a dance choreography and being pretty (which, I know, isn’t a skill but a psychical blessing), then I assume they’d be saving lives in an operating theatre or developing fusion engine, or something, etc.

Lol, scroll down to see two posts working together to make the same joke I had. Well done! :)

Cookie, Amber, Stacy and Lacey were out sick, were they?

Don’t like the pay? Don’t take the job. Love the attention being beautiful and objectifying yourself brings? Knock yourself.

How hard would it be for Bungie to keep both and let people choose? I liked Dinklage. I like North, because, well, Nolan fucking North.

Anyone remember the awesome Kuru Kuru Kururin? Makes me think of that.

You have grossly misunderstood. And I grow weary of you. You’re not worth the incredibly small amount of calories I’d need to burn to continue typing in order to inform you of how dumb you are.

I’m not, quite frankly, I can accept him anyway he lives his life. But, if you’d actually have comprehended the debate instead of merely bouncing your eyes over the words, I am against people making claims and acting like they know what they’re talking about when there is no grounds to support them.

Hehe, I know, I giggled at that too :)

Well, you don’t sweat pee, you sweat sweat, and you don’t pee sweat, you pee pee. All I know is, sometimes nouns can be verbs as well.

Yeah. To quote Moe from the Simpsons: “If you’re so sure what it isn’t, how about telling us what it am!”

Let’s be honest, we were all expecting Nathan Drake here, weren’t we? But instead, we got North doing his best Dinklage impersonation.

You do realize Ghost isn’t a human, right?