martinmartycrane
Martin "Marty" Crane
martinmartycrane

I know, eh? This defines sausage fest.

“One weekend. Two events. Three countries, three stadiums, one girl in the whole crowd... eep!”

That hair looks good on the long haired one. Quite the swashbuckler.

I’d rather play games, myself, than pay to watch others play...

Yeah, but, no David Hayter... how... unceremonious of this Kompany of Krappy decisions.

I say what I want and don’t give a shit... I feel cheated.

“PREPARE FOR TROUBLE! MAKE THAT D—”