Every time it’s like this!

A want an 80's Storm version of Snow White.

Jonathan VanBoskerck (note spelling -- it’s wrong in the avclub article) is a district attorney who tried to get a death row inmate a lethal injection using expired drugs.

Has enough money to take his whole family across the country to Disney World multiple times.

Complains

From the article:

I specifically called out the Jungle Cruise as needing the updates it’s getting despite being an original ride, since that headhunter bullshit crossed the line into active, malicious racism in a way that the Tiki Room’s cheerful “everyone’s a stereotype and Hawaiian stuff is very popular right now even though nobody’s…

He got SOOOOOO much attention from the entire internet today.  There’s no way he’s not going back to Disney so he can write another op-ed.

1) Nowhere close to enough meth for it to be all of Sacramento.

this self-described Christian conservative Republican

You’re not just wiping vomit up off the roller coaster, you’re PERFORMING!

I fucking love these type of articles/comments because you can always tell based on their phrasing that they want you to think they’re never going again, but 1000% still will. Lets see how it unfolds in this instance:

I think of 3 things when I’m at Disney (with my three kids, although Mrs. DaBard and I have talked about a couples trip where we exclusively drink our way through Epcot)

1) Jesus, the entire population of Sacramento is here
2) OK, am I a major creep for thinking Tinker Bell is really hot?
3) If I go back for my seventh…

Um...FUCK any job that doesn’t allow for your self-expression. Jesus Christ, what is wrong with these people? The sight of a tattoo or piercing ruins your life that much, in 2021? Did you think it actually WAS Donald Duck under there, you smooth-brained fucknugget?

But what if I want to see a ratted-up purple-haired Cinderella? I feel robbed.

Dude, you’re still trolling pretending to be Dr Emilio Lizardo? Is this your 100th account? You’ve been at it for like 2 years, are you ok? I think this legally counts as a suicide note.

A want an 80's Storm version of Snow White.

I’m going to be honest here. I’m way more concerned with the fact that during the parade, Mickey apparently has to be secured in a bubble to prevent assassination attempts.

Snow Flake and the 7 Little People!

Snow White? More like Woke White, amiright?

Does Snow White have vulgar tattoos and a buzz cut now or is he just complaining that anyone on staff might?