It certainly isn’t bringing in the geld.

I agree—I think that’s the main value of the UK monarchy. As the head of state, the monarch is the personal embodiment of the nation. That role is symbolic and ceremonial, it is not invested with political power, and it is separated from the prime minister and other people who do have political power.

Titanic had as many lifeboats as regulations required, but the regulations were out of date. There was a single lifeboat requirement for all ships in the largest ship class, which was “10,000 tons and up.” But at 50,000 tons, the Titanic needed far more lifeboats than was required for the class. A lot of other big…

“... they should have a Men’s Premarital Exam that explains how the clitoris works.”

Diahann Carroll was a beautiful singer. A favorite of mine is her “La Cantatrice” with the Modern Jazz Quartet—unusual for her, kind of operatic-jazzy. This was the only time (in their 40-career) that the MJQ recorded with a singer.

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$15 trims for me too, at an old-style neighborhood barbershop in Queens.

“I read that as Kenny Rogers style chaos.”

Questionable Hygiene: The Silent Killer

Haha, lovely. I do love them witches. [Big warty-nosed smiley emoji.]

Guilty—of WIRCHKARFT!!!!!

(I guess I’m just using Endora as an excuse to post my favorite Wirch GIF.)

“Personally I despise ordering food over the phone because I’m terrified my high-pitched phone voice will be misheard.”

“But the smart terrorists will just sit back and watch us destroy ourselves.”

I, for one, welcome our new Hezbollah overlords.

Wow, I had to google that to confirm that it is, indeed, the actual city seal of Whitesboro, NY.

Word.

Heh heh. Or maybe he could stick impeachment down towards the bottom of a long bullet-point list of job duties, with language like:

It gets tiresome, this OneNote humor.

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