I read on 538 that Nixon’s approval didn’t really suffer until after the Saturday Night Massacre, which was pretty far along in the game.

But can’t non-Old fathers also quote Dylan? I thought that was sort of like quoting Leviticus. Whereas quoting, say, The Fugs would be strictly for Boomer dads.

“Scary! Just in time for Halloween.”

You could have quoted Dylan: “He not busy being born is busy dying.”

That checks out.

“And if you act now, I’ll throw in beautiful Baffin Island at no extra charge!”

Haha—Gizmoodo.

I’d like to see animatronic Trump in the back corner of the Hall of Presidents, sitting on a toilet, with a Big Mac in one hand & an iPhone in the other, tweeting to the world while vocally straining to pass an enormous turd—& then have a massive, fatal, Elvis-on-the-toilet style animatronic stroke. At some point…

That animatronic Trump could be the basis for one scary fucking Westworld knock-off.

Yeah, an apostrophe is totally incorrect for “liddle” which makes this tweet doubly or trebly weird. CNN actually fixed his mistake for him. Clearly nobody’s editing/filtering some of Trump’s tweets, unless you count the insane monkey inside his head.

Damn indeed! That’s Angelica Huston in The Witches.

Reminds me of an Onion headline:

Bring it on, witches. Your planet needs you.

I’m remembering a Gawker comment I read back in the summer of 2016:

Tomato years, only slightly longer than avocado years.

And I did not in any way appreciate my own urine’s intense, structured imprint of chewy tannins, nor did I linger over its richly dappled secondary notes of apple and fig.

Well, he does have his romantic side.