Or maybe proof of Maleficent Design?

I’ll add—I think “500 Days of Kristin” was mainly just a way of creating a “container” for the commentariat, of giving them a space in which to run wild and riff off each other. There were all manner of running gags and in-jokes in the comments to that series.

Oh lord—I just googled 500 Days of Kristin, and one of the top hits was this:

I cherish the simpler days of Kristin Cavallari’s “Cheeseless Queso.”

I think Billy Eichner has Cordon’s number in this bit. “Middle America loves me! It doesn’t have to be good, it just has to auto-play on Facebook! You’ll share this with your dumb relatives, won’t you?  Please, I need the ratings.”  I find this segment sort of weirdly grim.

Sounds like he really changed your climate.

Also, strictly speaking that headline should have ended with “lolz.”

Haha, okay yeah I was not paying attention—I missed your “but seriously.” Ack!

No, you can’t curve bullets.  That’s a movie thing.

One of the playing pieces should be a little pewter guillotine.

If Hasbro any balls they’d have just named it “Monopoly: Trigger the Libtards Edition,” which is pretty much what this is.

“Prosecutors in Dallas have said for years—any prosecutor can convict a guilty man. It takes a great prosecutor to convict an innocent man.”

Ready!

I opted not to look at this Trump thing—instead I re-watched “Meat and You: Partners in Freedom,” and cherished the good times.

I’ll add, I visit Portland and Vancouver, WA regularly (I live in Queens), and there’s lots that I like about “The Couve”—including Vintage Books on E. Mill Plain (better than Powell’s! cool bookstore cats!) and Main Street Marijuana.

(That’s Vancouver, WA—not BC.)

Never gets old?

In keeping with the “morning” theme, the trailer’s music is from Supertramp’s Breakfast In America.