I clicked through to HamNo’s screed about Warren’s “fake ass dog.” That HamNo’s pretty funny sometimes. And that is one sweet dog. A White House-ready dog.

Some pea soup, Mr. President?

I’d prefer Presidents Kang or Kodos.

“I don’t lay out the page. I don’t pick the front-page stories. I don’t think that’s the role of the executive editor anymore.... It’s important for me to say, if anyone is at fault, the executive editor is at fault.”

Or some jolly prankster could fill it with pig’s blood.

Or some jolly prankster could fill it with pig’s blood.

Greys are sad, desperate losers. The shrewd greys often reply to non-grey comments in hopes of getting un-greyed by that commenter, for whom having a lot of un-greyed replies may be a vanity thing. Greys may also star the comment they’re replying to (even if it’s not especially funny or thoughtful) as a small,…

“It’s interesting that Ryan’s team chose to use ALL-CAPS for this particular slogan, since it makes the sticker look like it’s yelling.”

Awww, so cute ... he’s sleeping ...

I’m fond of the last sentence, a J.K. Rowling ‘quote’: “These books guide children to an understanding that the weak, idiotic Son of God is a living hoax who will be humiliated when the rain of fire comes, and will suck the greasy cock of the Dark Lord while we, his faithful servants, laugh and cavort in victory.” I…

I’d prefer weewee weewee concerned.

I first became aware of this sort of maddening shit way back in 2000, when this Onion piece about Harry Potter went viral (in slightly expurgated form) among evangelicals, who believed it was factual. It took me aback at the time, that the digital world could be a breeding ground for that level of delusional…

Oh but they’ll move their master race goal posts as needed—when convenient, “the wogs begin at Calais.”

Crow-cat is not impressed by this illusion.

Good kinja, bad contrapossto.

I’m flashing back to various Paul Lynde quips about Turkish men, e.g.—

English has the least regular orthography of any language in the world—Right? Wright? Rite?? Write???

For real—& this heat wave is cold borscht weather.