“ ... was standing at the urinal at a bar.”

More reasons aren’t needed, but are always welome.

I’ve been bingeing on “This Family Trying To Find a Way To Mess With This Family.” I think it really lives up the the potential of the concept.

Nothing is left to chance during Trump’s haircuts. The clipping, gelling, and positioning of each individual hair follows a precisely worked-out mission plan, and is directed from from this secure, secret control facility.

So Trump goes full-on White Nationalist (as usual, but a bit more overtly this time)—and for Meghan McCain, it’s all about Meghan McCain. Her embarrassment. Her hurt. Her being unfairly blamed. What about the people for whom this is something a good deal worse than embarrassing, Meghan? Any thoughts?

I was going to post a suitable gif or clip of Diana Rigg in Mother Love (a 1989 BBC psycho-thriller miniseries), but it’s all but absent from the Internet and has never been commercially released since it was broadcast.

I’ll just slip one of my favorite memes in here and leave, thank you ...

Camus-flaged: able to mingle unobtrusively among Existentialist writers.

Is there a wrong time?

“This is like having a pride march for time. The concept of time.”

“I own an iTunes account — can’t be that difficult to play the piano.”

“If it weren’t my daughter I would love that scenario,” Carlson responds.

“Its office in Washington ‘matches the location of a UPS store,’ the report said.”

Making glitter into shit—that’s like alchemy in reverse!

Or even spit water at a rooster that you have removed from a wicker enclosure!

I checked AccuWeather.com—it’s a perfect autumn day in Stock Photo Heaven.

“Judges should NOT be elected officials. Neither should sheriffs ...”