How I wish they’d done a Sweeney Todd-themed wedding.

Reminds me of the Onion headline:

Yertle bukkake?

Trivia note: Ireland (Erin, Eireann, or Eire) also derives from Aryan. Those folks roamed pretty far afield in their time.

Clang clang clang went the trolley

“Let’s use our indoor dog whistles.”

Lindsey Graham DNA results shocker:

Bring it, witches. Your country needs you now.

Nose hairs like me like to see the nose through a prism of hairs. But there are other ways of gaining an understanding of a nose and its hairs. This was brought home to me last month when I accompanied my nose hairs on a trip different to any hairs I have ever nosed.

“ ... stuck and trapped as the flow hardens ...”

Sigh.

“I never liked feckless.”

A better plan —

Technically it’s “the noive.”

I appreciate them too. The snarky epithets are a tradition that goes way back to the early years of Gawker (and Wonkette). Of that Jez collection of Trump ones, for some reason I especially like “Presidential candidate and bargain bin full of Jean-Claude Van Dam movies.”

And tweak his skin tags.

And a brain to have a stroke, for that matter.

Happy Labor Day! Here are two festive holiday mascots, Scabby the Rat & his new pal Trumpy.

Reminds me of an Onion headline from early 2017: