Hey, Jerry, remember Frogger? I used to be so into this game. Gettin’ that frog across the street was my entire life.

At least there won’t be any hair-pulling.

“Coming this summer: Fast & Fellini. Not starring Dwayne Johnson.”

I just want to know how big is the hot tub that it can fit 8 OTHER people while 2 more people are are engaged in frantically stroking the salami and finger banging the fertile delta?

I wonder how many times a week Grenier has conversations that go something like:

What? You don’t like seeing discount Brad Pitt again?

Cornelius resigns from Tokyo Olympics gig after history of school bullying resurfaces

Holy cow, that’s some really f***ed up stuff he did - does that sort of behavior still count as “school bullying”? When I read that headline, I wasn’t picturing anything this extreme.  It sounds like assault/abuse.

The legal system is the REAL zombies.

No, it’s a libellous Lois Lane biopic:

What if the calls were coming . . . from WITHIN the community college?!

How can you list guest stars and not mention Wes f*ckin’ Studi?

Wai not tit? 

I’ll kill you!

So call Sprectrum and say “I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT! I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF IT!”

This world’s so fuckin’ fucked up...

Not sure why she’s changing her mind; I’m told Morgan Neville has an audio recording of Ottavia giving express permission to use the AI to recreate his voice. Allow me to play it for you. 

“YES. YOU. CAN. USE. HIS. VOICE.” *audible clicking sounds between each word*

Have you seen this shark?