Martian Law
martianlaw
12/13/19
8:41 AM
46

It’s like that drawing. Is it a beautiful young woman, or an old crone?

12/13/19
7:50 AM
49

If that’s the Best then this year was even worse than I thought. I liked this whole Pets Playing D&D thread that starts here better than most of those.

12/12/19
2:04 PM
3

I would pay real money to see that behind-the-scenes content. Even more with interviews of Diahann Carroll, Harvey Korman (but only in the Julia Child part, his bit in the cantina is a snore), and Jefferson Starship as well.

12/12/19
12:27 PM
25

Instead of making my own food, I just walk into fully cooked turkeys I find on the sidewalk. They disappear and my health is immediately restored.

12/12/19
12:25 PM
7

In some extremely rare circumstances, you can buy loaves of bread that are unsliced. Even in Trump's America. Not everybody buys nothing but white bread in a plastic bag. Read more

12/12/19
12:20 PM
16

“This bread looks like bread I buy, but the lines are all missing. I wonder how I can put the lines back?” (cuts at 90-degrees to where the lines go)

12/12/19
11:46 AM
12

Obviously I’m not in favor of harassing people online or in person, but people act like Twitter is some essential part of existence in a way that just does my head in. It’s a fucking circlejerk of smug, performative people trying to out-smug and out-perform everybody else in a way that often leads to ugly, abusive Read more

12/12/19
11:44 AM
8

I mean, say what you will about boomers, but most of them can slice bread! Read more

12/12/19
10:59 AM
36

Fine, using the word “weak” if it could be seen as applying to someone else may have been a poor choice.  But my god is he 100% correct.  People in general have GOT to realize that “Twitter blowing up” over something is maybe a few thousand people out of the 330 million in this country.  It’s not reality.  I can’t Read more

12/11/19
6:00 PM
1

Great, I predict everything becoming much stickier in the future.

12/11/19
2:05 PM
94

This rant sounds like me getting really angry while watching Paw Patrol with my 3 year old. Seriously, how is the Paw Patrol funded? I mean, I can look past the talking dogs, but what I can’t look past is the massive cost of having a team of specially trained rescue dogs on call 24 hours a day. The Paw Patrol has some Read more