Her statement about her kids being her priority is rich considering she sees each of them 1 day a week and doesn’t pay for schools or other primary parent expenses. It’s all performative. 

“Holmes’ current boyfriend, Kang the Conqueror, declined to comment.”

I can’t see MLB celebrating Eight Men Out any time soon.

FIeld of Nightmares

*raises hand, looks around, sees no one else agrees, pretends to stretch instead*

Best. Caption. Ever.

“disruptive, juvenile behavior and inappropriate comments,”

So you could say that his behaviour was...

Definitely gonna check this out.

Well, something's clearly afoot.

Wait are we mad about a line of dialog from a show that happened weeks ago and comparing it to something that is occurring in a complete different comic today. Who the fuck cares

Next let’s compare how the novel Watership Down just completely blows Bugs Bunny Looney Tunes shorts out of the water when it comes to depictions of the rich internal life of rabbits. Checkmate WB, the Richard Adams estate has you dead to rights.

“This week’s winner in terms of bisexual representation easily goes to DC.”

I dare say he’s at risk for a downright onomatopoetic end.

Absolutely true. However, it’s also completely fair to not want someone who is suffering from addiction to join you on stunts that can get you maimed or killed.

“It’s also unclear what the focus of the biopic would be.”

DaNannies

He has a staff? Are they DaStaff?

I’m guessing this kid is mocking his screenplays.

Nah. And I’m sure there are more instances like that behind the “straw that broke the camel’s back.”