Martian Law
martianlaw
1/22/20
1:34 PM
66

That’s stupid. I do it because I want to not because the internet told me to.

1/17/20
1:18 PM
3

But the lyrics specifically say, “YOU can’t touch this” not “I can’t touch this.” They are rewriting history about a beloved classic. Never forget!

1/17/20
12:38 PM
1

I wish Tim McCarver was still announcing so that Teti could give us his take on stuff like this.

1/16/20
7:18 PM
1

My brother texted me to watch this last night and it did not disappoint. Very funny. The production team is obviously in on the joke too because every time she would unintentionally do or say something funny they would flash ‘Cooking with Paris’ across the screen. I’m looking forward to the next episode.

1/16/20
7:13 PM
2

She very clearly states in the video that she is known by her friends and family for her great cooking. That’s all the proof I need.