Somebody mentioned this in another post but it bears repeating. Meryl Streep is younger than Sylvester Stallone: 69 < 72.
“Can’t they afford to have the same time zone as us? Is it because they’re a shithole country?”
Oh man, that’s good.
The oppression and exploitation of having to live in a billionaire’s mansion for a few days just sickens me. Rise Up!
RBI’s are overrated! It’s all about sportsmanship and keeping the coloreds out!
I’m too afraid to find out for sure. I keep imagining a date where we hike to a secluded area only to have her start belting out ‘Someone Like You’ acapella.
Nothing dampens spirits more than when a teammate hits a homerun.
The word cloud on my dating site says women interested in me are most interested in hiking and Adele.
Yeah, can’t have a bad actor muddying up the waters on the CW.
When your teenager gets trained the government can take away your federal medical insurance because you now live with a “doctor”.
Sam Seder dissecting the interview that Alex Jones had with Michael Rotondo, the 30 year old guy who got kicked out of the house by his parents, had me in tears.
Beer usually makes me feel more virile, and stronger, and better looking. Then I wake up the next morning in a daze and it’s all gone.
My pro-self-interest philosophy includes avoiding fans of Ayn Rand.
He demanded that his carne asade come from a cow that was caged and crying for its mother because those are much more delicious.
And for my next song I’ll be performing one very close to my heart, “Fuck the plebs! Comin’ straight from the penthouse!”
More like a booby call. Amirite or amirite? High five!
The remake of Emperor of the North has found it’s lead. A-No.-1!
This kind of stuff will just it make that much more delicious when Darnold turns into Sanchez 2.0.
One of the best scenes in Teen Titans Go to the Movies is when the Teen Titans see Deathstroke on the set of their movie and begin to attack and pummel him. The director stops them and points out that it’s not actually Deathstroke but Shia LaBeouf the actor. This realization only makes the Teen Titans continue their…