But if you really want them to stop you rub their nose in it.
What’s even more surprising than they tested positive in curling is that they actually test in curling.
I wish somebody has assaulted me and kicked me out of the theater when I took my daughter to see The Emoji Movie.
And at the end Al Michaels bellowed out, “Do you believe in conjunctivitis!”
The release of this information now makes them targets of getting their butt cheeks taped together.
What is the movie theater’s policy on Quatos?
I don’t understand how the TSA agents were like, “Oh, you want to go through the X-Ray machine? Yeah, okay, whatever. Hey Bill, there’s going to be a woman coming through the machine on your side. I’m sorry, what’s that Miss? Is it safe? Who knows?”
I know. I read that and did this...
He was eating when two teens with guns demanded that he lay off pitches that are high and outside. He said he plays for the Yankees and therefore couldn’t, and that’s when he was shot.
C’mon baby spread those legs
and let me fertilize those eggs.
“I’ll take 15 kids meals... what’s that, hon? Oh yeah sorry, make that 16. What’s that? 17? Are you sure?”
“That flame broiling is one hot piece of ash.”
It’s a pear.
I guess the comedy in this rom com would be when the Scarlet Witch realizes that The Vision doesn’t have any genitalia.
I’m surprised this doesn’t happen in other sports more. I can see Bill Belichick getting pelted with Eeyores.
Looks like he was wrong.
one café owner reports a user ripping a piece of wallpaper right off the wall to reveal the outlet hidden underneath.
The ‘Happy’ was removed from McDonald’s a long time ago. Or did they ever have it?
“I don’t want to go full penetration. What can I get for just a hand job where I look away from you and I’m wearing latex gloves?”