The movie was all the friends we betrayed along the way.

In the scenes where she’s 12 I’m getting a lot of Martin Short - Clifford vibes.

I didn’t rig shit!

I work for Radio Shack and that... sounds funny.

Shark of Interest

That was pretty cool but I don’t feel so good now.

But Brian Windhorst says it’s great.

Challenge accepted.

But Lebron James’ hairline ISN’T super weird?

“Every line you snort ensures the survival of another stray cat or dog.”

The Great Bros-by.

The Academy will hate it. They hate movies about movies.

Don’t want to spoil it but if they agreed to be on this show then they are all fuckbois.

I was hoping for the Moonraker fight scene.

Fuckbois can be subtle so be sure to look for indistinct clues.

Or maybe it will be like Happy Days without older brother Chuck and nobody will notice.

Must be great getting him to go to bed.

My friend’s catalytic converter was just stolen. It turns out thieves are going under cars, cutting out the catalytic converter and selling the platinum inside. I was not aware of this recent thieving trend.

The fourth son, ‘Nelson’, is locked in a room in the attic and fed through a slot in the door.