These things can have terrible side-effects..

Yeah, I’m usually decent at getting them to work too, but stuff like the static, or whatever that was, between the images really made my brain feel like it was glitching out. Now I have that tired feeling like I get from staring at a computer screen for waaaay too long. My eyes are still watering a bit too.

If there are no cyborg soldiers, cyber punk technology, or navel-gazing at what human nature truly is, then don't call your work "Appleseed."

I think there just needs to be balance. Lola can have a flat chest, but Bugs should have a truly gargantuan penis. Here, let me show you some ideas I’ve sketched out...

Look, I’m okay with him doing whatever he wants, I just don’t think kids should see it.

Cocaine has no place in the entertainment industry!

Them’s rookie numbers!!!

“Allegedly, he jerks off every single day, sometimes twice a day if it’s been a rough one at work.” That’s 100% normal for a guy.

Allegedly, he jerks off every single day, sometimes twice a day if it’s been a rough one at work. Get help, Blake.

Yeah...a guy who agrees to appear on a dating show as a “nice guy” is just a fuckboi who cries to get his way rather than negs to get his way.

It feels extra childish that they’re doing all that and still can’t bring themselves to say fuckboy.

But you might take orders from someone who will WHOOP YOUR GENIUS A**. 

In my day we called them Man Whores, and nobody got confused, by gum!

Or it’ll be like Happy Days without Richie, which existed for several years, but which everyone agrees was pretty bad.

true, but “tossed salad” didn’t age well after Chris Rock had at it

It does say “of the best” instead of just “the best”, but this list is sorely missing TMNT. Also The Mask was pretty good.

Single Write Female

Those young men fill me with hope...and some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing...

Nelson! Nelson! Let down your hair!