they gotta brush their teeth with salt and a twig 

If they’re all supposed to be cosplaying as the gentry class I’d say the biggest concerns are syphilis and gout.

The challenge where they all have to contract tuberculosis and spend a week working in a textile mill is going to be epic.

Is that the JPF? Or the PF of J?

Tubi or not Tubi?

The most ludicrous part is that QT is complaining about some of the AV Club’s own favorite punching bags: commercialization, people not taking COVID restrictions seriously, the loss of the communal experience of going to the movies, etc. But because he’s a white guy in his 50s all Barsanti can see is the opportunity…

Or he’s getting harassed by all the Online Sleuths and wanted to make it clear that, hey, he’s not a part of this and stop bothering him please.

“And none of our hobbits ever have to pee in bottles either, we assure you!”

This whole article is full of made-up names. I mean come on, “Lucy Lawless?”

A New Zealander named Thomas Kiwi?

The hobbits were inventing golf.

Which explains a lot about her relationship with Elon Musk.

Chris Pratt on the James Corden Show is on repeat in hell.

Please; please; please change the title of this article.

There was an SNL sketch (sadly not on YouTube, it seems) lampooning this movie when Affleck hosted not long after.

Dave Grohl is from the DMV and pays homage and due respect to all Black artistry including GO-GO. I disagree with your header as he has always been about the music of our folks with humility and reverence. Always. Idk where the privilege was presented especially since he publicly and privately gave Tony Thompson his fl…

That was my first thought too. As annoying as McCain has been, she isn’t nearly as bad as it gets. Buckle up.

Ya see, Theo, when the DA promises not to prosecute you for one rape charge and then walks back that promise and the State Supreme Court has no choice but to side with you, that’s just a Jello-O pudding pop of incompetence.

To be fair, trans women will stop at nothing to bed angry, homophobic cretins. 

Well, so... the fight was going to be two falls our of three, and it only went two, one to each, then was stopped. So there’s no defeating of Bruce Lee, nor (maybe) would there have been. And — look, I kinda get the complaint about portraying Lee as an arrogant, conceited man, but... um. He kinda was, I’ve heard.