Beast of Eatin’

Of Mice and Moon

Travels with Snarly

That’s why you’ll never get another major religion, as soon as they gain any traction the pushback from society is too intense, since their fairy tales aren’t already ingrained into our culture. Mormonism got in just under the wire, and even they have a ton of resistance. From the 20th century on the best you can hope…

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“If you have time to lean, you have time to be an edgelord!”

“You’re technically a recruiter- the best kind of recruiter.”

And another one where Danny Glover does a cameo and Arnold complains he’s “getting too old for this shit.”

Brandon’s hair wants to see the manager.

The only “Aqua Teen” spinoff I want is “Spacecataz 2: The Search for More Spacecataz.”

That’s good enough for me! And of course my answer is yes! You’ve made me the happiest Martian in the world!

She just said she came here from Jezebel.
So I don’t think she can, actually.

On behalf of those people who do possess both a sense of humor and are mature enough to understand that oftentimes there is context to said humor, I’d like to offer to you a lusty heartfelt Congratulations on your nigh-epic virtual signaling via anonymous Internet comment board.

That was way back at the end of March of this year. It’s been six whole weeks. Stop living in the past, MAAAAAN.

Didn’t they come out as pansexual a few weeks ago?

Sex with Chriss Angel is the surest way to contract cablp.

It was bought by Amazon in 2014. It’s been a soulless corporate abomination for the last seven years...

I can KICK, . . . strreeettch, AND KICK!!!

I read this story four times and I still only understand the words, “are,” “to,” “is,” “which,” “and,” and “of.”