“Before an attack, we carefully analyze your accountancy and determine how much you can pay based on your net income. You can ask all your questions in the chat before paying and our support will answer them.”

The best part of this whole thing is that Cox was apparently honestly surprised that whenever a political pundit brings him up, all they want to talk about now is the bear.

Last time I saw Cox and bears in the same place it was in a very niche bar.

Scalpel? Chainsaw? What’re we talkin’ here?

Phenomenal news for Colbert.

Yes I truly believe there are flying objects that aren't identified. These people saw a thing couldn't figure out what it was and therefore unidentified flying objects exist. 

Hello, book that I will buy.

“What if, and stay with me here, what if Superman wasn’t dour? *Gasp* What if all Mans were Aquamans?”

“His second memoir, “Flamin’ Hot: The Incredible True Story of One Man’s Rise from Janitor to Top Executive,” is out in June from an imprint of Penguin Random House.”

She *was* Huntress in Birds of Prey, so it’s not like Winstead is without any action credits, as opposed to Odenkirk.

That was actually the inspiration for my comment.  Still makes me giggle.

The Gone Girl knock off genre is one where you can really tell that these books are being written/bought based on premise by writers who know publishers will buy them.

Subject: Whedon has weird document mistakes

“Whedon’s current issues stem from his recent wedding to Canadian artist Heather Horton”

The thing that always baffles me about bad writing is... presumably this person has read a bunch of books; how did nothing about how professionals write actually manage to sink in?

I wonder how often publishing execs go “Fuck it, I can write a book too.”

Knives Out was badly written? You really want to criticize someone else's writing?

You know what they say about a broken clock...

Her plan worked. She’s getting her 15 minutes.

But he was there “just to look around”.