I HATE CHARLYNE YI SHE FAKED THE MOON LANDING THIS PROVES IT

WTF- hire survivors?! How exactly is that supposed to go down? Add a question to the job application?

I’m sorry, I know I am supposed to be more sensitive to this, but for the life of me I cannot get the vision of Yi scouring the interwebs all damn weekend long for some “Aha!” moment to prove Seth Rogen wrong...and I cannot stop laughing.

Let the Reasonable Discussion begin!

The best episode of Community is no longer available on Netflix.

Geez, yeah, reading about it sounded like it was a decades old independent fixture of the NY music scene, not a chain store that opened the same year Lorde released “Royals”. 

To be fair, it’s extremely likely Rourke doesn’t remember he was in a Marvel movie.

I'll keep you updated if your nearby Red Lobster in Des Moines moves. 

Maybe I should fill everyone across the country in on Amoeba Records move from Sunset Boulevard to Hollywood Boulevard in L.A?

I get that it’s upsetting when a place you like closes or moves further away, but really? This is one 8 year old location of an English chain of record stores. It’s not like some authentic, irreplaceable piece of New York History.

even better, this historic bastion in the big city has been around since...2013

I just finished The Dark Forest, the second book in Cixin Liu’s The Three-Body Problem trilogy, and what a mindfuck. I loved the first book, but was pretty blown away by this second installment. It’s epic, but comes together for me, which is no easy feat. Just incredibly inventive and harrowing.  I’m really excited to…

It’s been so long I haven’t read fiction. Even acquired an e-ink reader to process my million of accumulated PDFs without further destroying what remains of my eyes. Fun tech. But so impersonal, when it comes to literature. A book is more than a text, it’s also a predetermined cover, a page texture, a chosen font and…

Only one fucking blogger was mad about the ending to the Snow White ride. The Fox News and the right wing outrage machine freaked out and said the liberals wanted to cancel Snow White. And now you’re writing about it. So congratulations. They tricked you.

This is what I don’t get - Snow White was (apparently) dead. Prince Charming was heartbroken by the sight of her lying dead, so he decided to give her a last kiss goodbye since he was never going to see her again.

For God’s sake, Sam, can we cut this nonsense out? The “backlash” to the new Disney ride consisted entirely of one editorial on SFGate before Fox News picked it up and ran with their brand new culture war football. There is no need to play their game. I don’t care what two people on some editorial webpage have to say:…

Snow White was dead at the time, though. You don’t need consent to kiss a corpse; they’re inanimate objects.

I was able to get fermented horse-milk from a Colombian bakery here in Chicago, but I don’t think actual horse meat is available in the states. I have heard it’s popular in Italy, another place where people know their food.

I could have sworn that putting melted cheese on a sub was an engineering challenge that humanity would have overcome by 2021, but I guess not.