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That actor? You guessed it... Frank Stallone!

I tried to like her show, but to be perfectly honest I find Singh annoying.

I’m hoping it lands on Mar-a-Lago, just as a reminder of how many of us, China included, still hate him.

Edward?

The trailer could have easily been an SNL skit like Lesbian Period Drama.

I think it’s pretty clear by now that JLo’s capacity to stomach shitty men is pretty bottomless. She has abject taste in men which makes me think she’s probably pretty shitty herself. 

Just smoke some weed

It was 2021 in New York City, and I couldn’t help but wonder: where were all the non-caucasians?

Because it’s a standard humorous juxtaposition? Danzig’s stage image is built on being dark and edgy and vaguely mysterious. Seeing that guy buy cat litter punctures the image. Nobody’s saying he shouldn’t buy cat litter or have a cat or have a life outside of his stage persona, but it’s really difficult to actually se

Bruce Dern — subtlety in everything he does.

Sigourney Weaver from Alien bringing food for the cat.

I would if I could, lol. This was my first Laura Linney movie, so I have an affinity for it because of her.

If only Robert Shaw had it onboard the Orca. 

Look, Stars are just like us!

If only Robert Shaw had killed the terrorist mastermind in the beginning of the movie, I seem to recall.

Really? I thought he always defended her and called out the racist press for assuming he’d have more in common with Princess Gwyneth than someone from similar middle class origins.