I’d be perfectly content with 2 Iron 2 Giant or Boiler Room 2: Tokyo Drift.

I wonder if he’d be interested in my spec script “A Bad Day For Candy-Asses”

Yeah, but I don’t go on enough dates to make a Costco membership worth it.

Shocked Elon Musk didn't do it

Silver Linings Playbook tried to market itself as a drama rather than a romcom, even though if you look at the bones of the thing it’s clearly the latter.

He was really articulate!

To be clear, I don’t mean to belittle the topic. I’m just bemoaning how pop culture appears poised to treat it in 2020.

Yeah, this bothers me too.  All the Qanon, crypto-Blood Libel pontificating about children being trafficked for all kinds of nefarious goings on distracts from the reality that there IS trafficking going on, and what they’re doing is detracting from a very real thing by convincing most people that it’s a boogeyman, as…

Laserface1242 will probably be along shortly to post images of that time Spidey grew extra arms.

Now this is news that makes me go:

Tilda Swinton

The annoying thing about the term “paramedic” is that it robs the English language of a term for military health-care providers who jump out of planes. Granted, I’m not sure such people exist.

I think it’s pretty clear that I am!

He went to the doctor and he gave him the cure, he then got it some more. 

Aaand just like that we've exhausted Ted Nugent's hits.

That’s relatively what I came here to say.

I came here ready to quip, “What are they gonna call it, Realer Steeler?”

It really was a perfectly cromulent episode. 

It was actually quite good.Benedict Cucumberpatch did the not morrisey characters voice.

Youtubers are the new rock stars and what is a long time tradition for rock stars? Grooming and having sex with under-aged fans.