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I thought this was going to be related to this 1996 ad that said you could get a Harrier jet for 7,000,000 Pepsi Points. Someone who got investors to chip in $700,000 to buy Pepsi Points for 10 cents each, and when Pepsi shrugged and said it was just a joke, he sued them. The lawsuit was dismissed and they changed the

But they are so, so pretty.

The sound design for the bear - that shuddering, unheimlich mutant growl mixed with human wails - alone should have netted this film an Oscar nomination.

Wait ....Actor is bat-shit crazy ?

Well of course he was. According to noted expert David Icke, the Royal Family are actually reptiloid aliens. He wanted off this planet, quite understandably.

So... just regular summer then.

The stock market rallied today on news of Chrissy Teigen’s return to Twitter

IT’S COMMENTS LIKE THIS THAT ARE MAKING ME LEAVE KINJA FOREVER!!!

If it bleeds, we can bill it.

He’s trying to do the ‘Mac’, and failing miserably. Sit dow jabroni!

Something something the blood bank!!!

Yeah. This definitely feels like a Kevin Spacey defense.

To be fair, if he's going to go with the Kevin Spacey defense strategy, at least he didn't have to resort to killing the plaintiff.

A Demi Lovato is what you get when a regular Lovato has sex with a mortal and sires offspring.

When white women started getting into yoga. 

The line is “No shirt, no shoes, no service”. Pants have always been optional. But Donald doesn’t normally wear shoes, either, does he?

By that logic you could say there has not really been a brave gay person coming out for years since coming out now is far easier and acceptable then any other time in modern US history really.

That indeed may be a bit harsh. I suppose they can work in places that give face tattoos.

And how is that any different from most other Florida residents?